scooby doo

So they brought another dog home! My sister, Jess and I were baffled. Why do we need another dog in the house? There are barely enough snacks to go around now! Anyhow, it was a strange looking thing but there was something particularly odd about it - it didn’t move - not once. I, of course, barked at the new dog to show it I am in charge in this house (but I really didn’t want to go near it). No response. Jess and I were still baffled. So I did the one thing any smart dog would do … I let my sister sniff it first.

It looked like a dog but it didn’t smell like a dog. So after a few sniffs, I let Jess give it to him. She grabbed him by the collar and thrashed him about. And when she was done, I took hold of him and put a hole or two in him - to show him who’s boss. Then Jess got back on him and pulled his white, fluffy insides out. When we were done, there were only scrap pieces of him left.

Job well done, I’d say. I think he knew who was boss.